Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Morning Essentials

Ever morning while getting ready for work I realized that I have a soiled routine schedule that I live by. Noticing this I decided to share this little routine with you all; maybe my habits aren`t so wierd to after all.

I enter the bathroom and look at my dreads hanging about like branches of a southern tree and mouth smelling tart as hell. I always reach for my Braun oral-b electric toothbrush because stroking back-in-forth is so over rated.

After all my pearly whites are shinny and slick; the next thing I do is put on my watch that has been resting next to the hand soap. Fingers still wet the watch has to get put on becaus knowing me i`ll forget it and walk straight out the door. Of coarse this is not my watch but its something like it. Here is a IWC Portuguese F.A. Jones platinum watch; it runs about $31, 500 and is proudly stamped as a 140-year-old american brand. Most of the watches start at $5,000 bucks and you can find them at iwc.com

Next I wash my face with Pears soap, a classic soap that remains unchanged for over 200 years. With a fragrance of rosemary, thyme and cedar oil it lathers well. It's also very cheap. It's great to have a soap that looks exclusive but is available to almost everyone.

To finish it off I splash a little of Dior Homme repairing moisturiser emulsion cream on this baby face. This moisturiser has been developed in conjunction with the Dior centre for anti-aging. Specially formulated and specifically for men’s skin, this deeply moisturising cream can be used at any time of day. With these four things I feel like I can take on the world and get any pretty lady that passes my way.

1 comment:

Fredubeez said...

I think that I HATE YOU!!! lol
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